When Logic Prevails « Result #1 on Mar 11, 2009, 10:36pm »
Two nuns went out of their convent for a walk. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.
SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour?
SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follows us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down........
Hiding Smokers « Result #2 on Mar 11, 2009, 10:35pm »
Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said,"It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so Mother Superior doesn't find them."
The second nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called the condom, which really solves this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!"
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.
"You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them." The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning, sister," said the pharmacist.
"What can I do for you today?"
"I'd like some condoms, please," said the nun. The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked,
"How many boxes would you like? There are twelve to a box."
"I'll take six boxes - that should last about a week," she replied.
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size condoms would you like - we have large, extra large, and big liar size."
The sister thought for a minute, and finally said, "I'm not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel."
The Good Side of Fear « Result #3 on Feb 23, 2009, 9:42pm »
I had the chance to sit down at Jack Murphy Stadium in San Diego with Joe Montana before he went onto the field with the San Francisco 49ers against Denver in Super Bowl XXIV (1989).wow power leveling, We didn't know it then, but this would be Joe's last Super Bowl, his fourth championship, yet another high point in one of the most remarkable careers not just in pro football, but in all of sports. Joe seemed restless. wow power leveling,He had already won everything there is in this game - the respect of teammates and opponents, coaches and owners, and especially the fans - plus all the awards: multiple League Most Valuable Player (MVPs), Super Bowls, wow power leveling,and Super Bowl MVPs.
I said, "Joe, you can't possibly be scared."
What he said to me is, wow gold,I believe the key to his success and the reason I consider him the greatest quarterback of all time. He said, "If you're not afraid of losing, then losing means nothing."
Every time Joe Montana stepped on the field, he was scared. wow gold,That element of fear kept him sharp through his entire career. If we want to be at our best, we need that same element of fear burning inside of us. It sharpens the focus; keeps the edge.
There isn't a day that goes by that I don't remember what Joe said, wow gold,realizing the truth of it. It has helped me. I know it will surely help you.
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IS IT TIME!? « Result #4 on Jul 8, 2008, 7:44am »
Is AIC still alive and if it is let's get it pumping again, if not I might have to start a new chapter. Chicago is waaayy too big not to have an active chapter.
Re: Midtallica '07 ? « Result #5 on Jan 5, 2007, 11:05pm »
It would be awesome if plans for Midtallica '07 are in the planning stages!! I had a great time meeting most of you for the first time last year and some of you that I had met previously. Battery was tight as hell and we rocked hard! I'd enjoy doing it again minus some of the things that may of happened last year. Overall it was a huge success and Chi-town was wonderful!!
Midtallica '07 ? « Result #6 on Nov 30, 2006, 3:26pm »
Any thoughts to a Spring '07 Bash? Last year's was a blast (even the drive from/to Mpls. was a little long). Or is there going to be a wait and see on possible touring/ the return of the SF Bash/ etc.?
Inquiring minds y'know......
p.s the Twins are in Chicago April 6-8. That would be a good weekend for me! (as a Twins fan)
Re: MIDTALLICA BASH! « Result #9 on May 6, 2006, 7:16pm »
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I would like to say a big Thank You!! to Gabriella for setting up the Bash. It was awesome, and I really had a great time! Jeff, thank you for your navigational abilities getting us to Ditka's Friday night! I got back to Colorado yesterday afternoon safely, and when I was unloading all of my stuff I found a cell phone in the back seat of my truck. I think it is probably Tim's or Tracy's since they were the last two in the back seat of my truck, but it could have been there since Friday night, and I don't remember who rode in the back seat then. If anyone is missing their cell phone, let me know and I will send it to you!!
No thank you Tod for driving all that way AND then some! Glad you had a good time! You probably know by now, thats Tim's phone. Glad that mystery is solved.
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